{"id":133,"date":"2020-08-13T19:02:12","date_gmt":"2020-08-13T16:02:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/?p=133"},"modified":"2020-08-13T19:02:13","modified_gmt":"2020-08-13T16:02:13","slug":"teen-language-constantly-evolving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/2020\/08\/13\/teen-language-constantly-evolving\/","title":{"rendered":"Teen Language Constantly Evolving"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\"><figure class=\"alignright size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/outdoor-portrait-two-friends-boys-teenagers-years-old-talking-laughing-city-street-outdoor-portrait-two-friends-boys-146435849.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-134\" width=\"233\" height=\"155\" srcset=\"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/outdoor-portrait-two-friends-boys-teenagers-years-old-talking-laughing-city-street-outdoor-portrait-two-friends-boys-146435849.jpg 800w, https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/outdoor-portrait-two-friends-boys-teenagers-years-old-talking-laughing-city-street-outdoor-portrait-two-friends-boys-146435849-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/outdoor-portrait-two-friends-boys-teenagers-years-old-talking-laughing-city-street-outdoor-portrait-two-friends-boys-146435849-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/outdoor-portrait-two-friends-boys-teenagers-years-old-talking-laughing-city-street-outdoor-portrait-two-friends-boys-146435849-358x239.jpg 358w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 233px) 100vw, 233px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">PSA: The adjectives &#8216;sick&#8217; and &#8216;ill&#8217; formerly used by teens, which were formerly cool, are no longer cool, and should be replaced with &#8216;has cancer&#8217; and &#8216;requires palliative care&#8217;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Example usage:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; &#8220;Hey Bro&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8212; &#8220;Yes Bruv?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; &#8220;That song from the well-known popular beat combo has cancer&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8212; &#8220;Word. I have it on vinyl. It requires palliative care.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Note. This article originally published August 2020. If read in 2021 then &#8216;has cancer&#8217; could probably be replaced by &#8216;won Love Island&#8217;, &#8216;is completely Theresa May&#8217;, &#8216;has a flesh eating virus&#8217; or &#8216;is a Tory&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Teen language constantly evolving<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":134,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-real-true-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":136,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions\/136"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/134"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}