{"id":24,"date":"2018-01-19T16:14:19","date_gmt":"2018-01-19T13:14:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/?p=24"},"modified":"2018-07-22T17:22:27","modified_gmt":"2018-07-22T14:22:27","slug":"leading-university-scientist-points-vaguely-at-whiteboard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/2018\/01\/19\/leading-university-scientist-points-vaguely-at-whiteboard\/","title":{"rendered":"Leading University Scientist Points Vaguely At Whiteboard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jaipur, January 2018 : <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-25\" src=\"http:\/\/www.absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/happy-delighted-scientist-pointing-whiteboard-my-research-nice-holding-laptop-smiling-95133577.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"160\" \/>A leading university scientist has been swearing through her teeth at some fuckwit with a camera this week after being forced to mock up some kind of bullshit diagram when she had loads more important things to do.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I have better things to do than this crap&#8221;, she told our reporter as he desperately begged her to make science look more interesting than a bunch of numbers on paper near some potentially carcinogenic chemicals. &#8220;Honestly, fuck off. I mean it&#8221; she said, when asked for further comment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jaipur, January 2018 : A leading university scientist has been swearing through her teeth at some fuckwit with a camera this week after being forced to mock up some kind of bullshit diagram when she had loads more important things to do. &#8220;I have better things to do than this crap&#8221;, she told our reporter [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":25,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,3],"tags":[26,27],"class_list":["post-24","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-real-true-news","category-science","tag-pointing","tag-whiteboard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions\/26"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/25"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}