{"id":38,"date":"2018-01-23T15:37:42","date_gmt":"2018-01-23T12:37:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/?p=38"},"modified":"2018-07-22T17:22:11","modified_gmt":"2018-07-22T14:22:11","slug":"trump-to-reduce-human-gestationary-period-to-6-months","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/2018\/01\/23\/trump-to-reduce-human-gestationary-period-to-6-months\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump to Reduce Human Gestationary Period to 6 Months"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-39\" src=\"http:\/\/www.absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/donald-trump-crazy-hair-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"Donald Trump With Crazy Hair\" width=\"173\" height=\"173\" srcset=\"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/donald-trump-crazy-hair-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/donald-trump-crazy-hair-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/donald-trump-crazy-hair.jpg 558w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 173px) 100vw, 173px\" \/>Donald Trump has unilaterally decided to reduce the human gestationary period to 6 months in order that woman can &#8216;stop evading their workforce responsibilities&#8217; and rejoin the group of tax-paying Americans whose contributions are desperately needed to shore up the finances of the poor down-trodden 1%<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-40\" src=\"http:\/\/www.absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/foetal-development.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"172\" height=\"194\" \/>By reducing the time to create a new life down to only 6 months, Trump hopes to attack the problem of the 1% not being wealthy enough by :<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Reducing the time needed to create new tax payers<\/li>\n<li>Get unproductive breeding women back to work and paying tax as soon as possible<\/li>\n<li>Some other insane mindfuckery<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>For his next trick, Donald will be re-introducing workhouses and reducing the minimum legal age for manual labour to 3.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Donald Trump has unilaterally decided to reduce the human gestationary period to 6 months in order that woman can &#8216;stop evading their workforce responsibilities&#8217; and rejoin the group of tax-paying Americans whose contributions are desperately needed to shore up the finances of the poor down-trodden 1% By reducing the time to create a new life [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":40,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[25,6],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-real-true-news","tag-pregnancy","tag-trump"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions\/41"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/40"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}