{"id":52,"date":"2018-03-03T14:56:00","date_gmt":"2018-03-03T11:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/?p=52"},"modified":"2018-07-22T17:21:35","modified_gmt":"2018-07-22T14:21:35","slug":"armed-bears-to-be-stationed-in-92-of-us-schools-after-trump-misreads-2nd-amendment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/2018\/03\/03\/armed-bears-to-be-stationed-in-92-of-us-schools-after-trump-misreads-2nd-amendment\/","title":{"rendered":"Armed Bears To Be Stationed In 92% Of US Schools After Trump Misreads 2nd Amendment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-53\" src=\"https:\/\/www.absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/right-to-arm-bears.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"211\" height=\"314\" srcset=\"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/right-to-arm-bears.png 211w, https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/right-to-arm-bears-202x300.png 202w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 211px) 100vw, 211px\" \/>Washington, March 2018<\/p>\n<p>Leader of the Illiterati, Donald Trump, has announced that armed bears are to be stationed in 92% of US schools in an attempt to reduce the number of mass shootings. &#8220;These will be big bears. Strong American bears. Nobody builds bears better than me&#8221; said Trump, when asked by a journalist about American foreign policy.<\/p>\n<p>Responding to concerns that having armed wild bears in schools might be a teensy bit dangerous, Trump reassured the whining liberals by stating that &#8220;Everything will be bigly safe&#8221; and &#8220;the bears will not be allowed to have large capacity magazines on their rifles&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Washington, March 2018 Leader of the Illiterati, Donald Trump, has announced that armed bears are to be stationed in 92% of US schools in an attempt to reduce the number of mass shootings. &#8220;These will be big bears. Strong American bears. Nobody builds bears better than me&#8221; said Trump, when asked by a journalist about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[23,18,24],"class_list":["post-52","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-real-true-news","tag-bears","tag-guns","tag-more-guns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=52"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":55,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions\/55"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=52"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=52"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=52"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}