{"id":81,"date":"2018-11-06T11:36:33","date_gmt":"2018-11-06T08:36:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/?p=81"},"modified":"2018-11-06T11:36:33","modified_gmt":"2018-11-06T08:36:33","slug":"cavemen-concerned-about-effect-of-single-use-rocks-on-environment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/2018\/11\/06\/cavemen-concerned-about-effect-of-single-use-rocks-on-environment\/","title":{"rendered":"Cavemen Concerned About Effect Of Single-Use Rocks On Environment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-82 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Caveman1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"292\" srcset=\"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Caveman1.jpg 400w, https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Caveman1-300x219.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Prehistory, Tuesday<\/p>\n<p>Cavemen are concerned about the effect that single-use rocks will have on their environment. &#8220;These rocks we&#8217;ve fashioned into cutting implements with sharp edges are just left laying around and will harm the environment for years to come.&#8221; &#8211; said Ug. (or at least we think that&#8217;s what he might have said &#8211; if only his tribe had discovered the concept of language).<\/p>\n<p>Our original reporter on this story had to leave the area quickly after nipping outside for a cigarette and ending up worshipped as the god of fire.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Prehistory, Tuesday Cavemen are concerned about the effect that single-use rocks will have on their environment. &#8220;These rocks we&#8217;ve fashioned into cutting implements with sharp edges are just left laying around and will harm the environment for years to come.&#8221; &#8211; said Ug. (or at least we think that&#8217;s what he might have said &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":83,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-climate-global-warming"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":84,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions\/84"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/83"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}