{"id":87,"date":"2018-11-09T15:59:34","date_gmt":"2018-11-09T12:59:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/?p=87"},"modified":"2018-11-09T16:00:32","modified_gmt":"2018-11-09T13:00:32","slug":"all-this-lying-to-the-press-is-having-a-serious-impact-on-my-happy-toy-time-whines-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/2018\/11\/09\/all-this-lying-to-the-press-is-having-a-serious-impact-on-my-happy-toy-time-whines-president\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;All this lying to the press is having a serious impact on my happy toy time&#8221; whines president."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-94 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/trump-toys.jpg\" alt=\"Trump playing with toys\" width=\"400\" height=\"397\" srcset=\"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/trump-toys.jpg 400w, https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/trump-toys-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/trump-toys-300x298.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<h4>Washington DC, November<\/h4>\n<p>A giant orange toddler has had a hissy fit because he has been asked to do some work instead of playing with his toys.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wheres my Fisher-Price golf cart?&#8221; asked the tiny-handed miniature Mugabe. &#8220;I wanna go play&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>[<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AndyOstroy\/status\/1058369047665041408\/photo\/1\">image credit<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Washington DC, November A giant orange toddler has had a hissy fit because he has been asked to do some work instead of playing with his toys. &#8220;Wheres my Fisher-Price golf cart?&#8221; asked the tiny-handed miniature Mugabe. &#8220;I wanna go play&#8221;. [image credit]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-real-true-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=87"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":96,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions\/96"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=87"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=87"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/absolutelyrealtruefacts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=87"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}