factadmin 13/08/2020

PSA: The adjectives ‘sick’ and ‘ill’ formerly used by teens, which were formerly cool, are no longer cool, and should be replaced with ‘has cancer’ and ‘requires palliative care’.

Example usage:

– “Hey Bro”

— “Yes Bruv?”

– “That song from the well-known popular beat combo has cancer”

— “Word. I have it on vinyl. It requires palliative care.”

Note. This article originally published August 2020. If read in 2021 then ‘has cancer’ could probably be replaced by ‘won Love Island’, ‘is completely Theresa May’, ‘has a flesh eating virus’ or ‘is a Tory’