factadmin 12/01/2021

United Kingdom, Jan 2021A logistics error combined with unpredictable wind has caused the United Kingdom to shift off of its moorings. After an excessively large shipment of vaccines was dropped off in Norfolk, the UK became unbalanced and a strong westerly wind coming in across the Atlantic has got under Wales, and blown the UK […]

factadmin 30/10/2020

Canada October 2020 Sad news today as the bodies of 2 of the worlds leading authorities on homeopathy have been recovered after drowing in Lake Superior. Sue Donym and Richard O’Shea were lost after going swimming straight after a meal which any borderline-senile person will tell you is a recipe for disaster. On a more […]

factadmin 09/11/2018

Wyoming, October “Quite frankly this is disgusting”, claimed Senator F J Lewis when offered a plate of vegetables. “It would be like eating members of my own family.” “My family have been vegetables for the last 4 generations”, announced Senator Lewis, while simultaneously signing a fracking agreement, ignoring climate change, and denying the holocaust, “…and […]

factadmin 06/11/2018

Prehistory, Tuesday Cavemen are concerned about the effect that single-use rocks will have on their environment. “These rocks we’ve fashioned into cutting implements with sharp edges are just left laying around and will harm the environment for years to come.” – said Ug. (or at least we think that’s what he might have said – […]