Wyoming, October
“Quite frankly this is disgusting”, claimed Senator F J Lewis when offered a plate of vegetables. “It would be like eating members of my own family.”
“My family have been vegetables for the last 4 generations”, announced Senator Lewis, while simultaneously signing a fracking agreement, ignoring climate change, and denying the holocaust, “…and will continue to be vegetables for many more.”
When asked if he would consider evolving, Senator Lewis claimed that not only was it impossible – but also that ‘evolution’ was, in fact, not a real word.
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