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“All this lying to the press is having a serious impact on my happy toy time” whines president.

factadmin 09/11/2018

Trump playing with toys

Washington DC, November

A giant orange toddler has had a hissy fit because he has been asked to do some work instead of playing with his toys.

“Wheres my Fisher-Price golf cart?” asked the tiny-handed miniature Mugabe. “I wanna go play”.

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