factadmin 06/11/2018

Prehistory, Tuesday

Cavemen are concerned about the effect that single-use rocks will have on their environment. “These rocks we’ve fashioned into cutting implements with sharp edges are just left laying around and will harm the environment for years to come.” – said Ug. (or at least we think that’s what he might have said – if only his tribe had discovered the concept of language).

Our original reporter on this story had to leave the area quickly after nipping outside for a cigarette and ending up worshipped as the god of fire.