factadmin 19/01/2018

Jaipur, January 2018 : A leading university scientist has been swearing through her teeth at some fuckwit with a camera this week after being forced to mock up some kind of bullshit diagram when she had loads more important things to do.

“I have better things to do than this crap”, she told our reporter as he desperately begged her to make science look more interesting than a bunch of numbers on paper near some potentially carcinogenic chemicals. “Honestly, fuck off. I mean it” she said, when asked for further comment.