factadmin 23/01/2018

Donald Trump With Crazy HairDonald Trump has unilaterally decided to reduce the human gestationary period to 6 months in order that woman can ‘stop evading their workforce responsibilities’ and rejoin the group of tax-paying Americans whose contributions are desperately needed to shore up the finances of the poor down-trodden 1%

By reducing the time to create a new life down to only 6 months, Trump hopes to attack the problem of the 1% not being wealthy enough by :

  • Reducing the time needed to create new tax payers
  • Get unproductive breeding women back to work and paying tax as soon as possible
  • Some other insane mindfuckery

For his next trick, Donald will be re-introducing workhouses and reducing the minimum legal age for manual labour to 3.