Absolutely Real True Facts

Jaipur, January 2018 : A leading university scientist has been swearing through her teeth at some fuckwit with a camera this week after being forced to mock up some kind of bullshit diagram when she had loads more important things to do. “I have better things to do than this crap”, she told our reporter […]

New York, January 2018 : A generic scientist has debunked 68% of global warming theories by dripping a dangerous red liquid into a shallow bowl at eye-level.

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