Absolutely Real True Facts

Accordion to a recent university study, 93% of readers won’t notice if a word in a sentence has been replaced with a random musical instrument.

Liverpool UK, January, 2018 A generic scientist has put a bit of blue liquid in a test tube, then dipped a pipette in it, and is currently staring at the drop hanging from the end of the pipette. We anticipate results quite different to those recorded previously by a generic scientist who put a bit […]

Donald Trump has unilaterally decided to reduce the human gestationary period to 6 months in order that woman can ‘stop evading their workforce responsibilities’ and rejoin the group of tax-paying Americans whose contributions are desperately needed to shore up the finances of the poor down-trodden 1% By reducing the time to create a new life […]

President Donald Trump tweeted on Tuesday morning about a new poll from Rasmussen, a polling company he often donates large sums of money to, that found approval over his job performance to be 79% from the US public. Trump also used the occasion to attack the dishonest media and the majority of polling institutions and […]

Jaipur, January 2018 : A leading university scientist has been swearing through her teeth at some fuckwit with a camera this week after being forced to mock up some kind of bullshit diagram when she had loads more important things to do. “I have better things to do than this crap”, she told our reporter […]

New York, January 2018 : A generic scientist has debunked 68% of global warming theories by dripping a dangerous red liquid into a shallow bowl at eye-level.

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